A note to Twitter habitués: There’s a name for the practice where
advertisers follow you on Twitter solely for marketing's sake. Known in the ad
trade as Ambush Marketing, it is one of many tactics in the creative repertoire
of Guerrilla Marketing.
Avoiding sponsorship and other fees, ambush marketers position
their own brands to ride the coattails of events and other brands (including
the “brand” that is you) while imparting their own self-interested messages. A Wikipedia
entry on the subject identifies predatory, coattail, values-based, insurgent,
parallel property, unintentional, and saturation ambushes. There’s also ambush marketing by degree, association, distraction,
and trademark/likeness infringement.
Multinational sporting events like the Olympics and the
World Cup earn big bucks from “official” advertising licensing fees. They also
spend big bucks in policing “unofficial” advertisers who attempt to ride the “official”
event’s coattails.
Here’s an iconic example of ambush marketing at its most memorable: The Quebec-based
home improvement chain Rona advertised its paint recycling services by
positioning its own banner seamlessly beneath a billboard for the iPod Nano.
The takeaway: good grooming can work wonders for hair and in curating unloved followers.
Inspiration from the Life Sciences
Symbiotic biological relationships can shed light on the motives and machinations of overly self-serving followers. By and large, my own tango with followers exemplifies mutualism, where both they and I benefit (and follow each other). The rest--most of whom I block--involve parasitism or commensalism. Downsizing parasites needs no explanation, but I allow a few others of the commensal persuasion like GourmetItalian.com to remain followers. The benefit flows one-way (toward them), but they do no harm via invidious products, services, or causes.
They are the white egrets to my muskox.
Commensal or Mutualist? Only their hairdresser knows for sure. |